- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Any time is the right time for cookies.
- Before Facebook and Twitter, there was the cookie.
- Forget flowers, bring cookies!
- Forget the guilt…eat a cookie.
- If food is the way to a man’s heart, then cookies are the way to the bedroom.
- In the end, you’ll never look back and say, “I wish I didn’t eat that cookie.”
- Life is short…eat the cookie.
- Live. Love. Laugh. Wait! Where’s the cookie?
- No excuse, just cookies.
- No one’s looking, grab another cookie!
- Our cookies are like children – you’ll love them unconditionally.
- Put down your phone and try a cookie!
- Snacks. Gifts. Bribes. Cookies work for any occasion.
- Spread happiness…share your cookies.
- Take two cookies and call me in the morning.
- Therapy is great, cookies are better.
- There’s no universal currency, but cookies come close.
- Wallet. Keys. Phone. Cookies.
- Want good karma? Share a cookie!
- We’re not gluten free...but we are guilt free!
- When life sucks, have a cookie.
- Yeah, I took 3 cookies, whats your point?
- Have a cookie. Yoga pants were made to stretch.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy these cookies.